If anyone needs to catch up, this is the average comic so far — enhanced a little for artistic effect.
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When I typed this in the spelling checker suggested “idiophones” should be “radiophones” or “Aristophanes.” I follow the Hornbostel-Sachs classification, as any sane person would. Isn’t “idiophone” a great word, though?
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1.
2. WHOOSH! -- jingle -- jangle
3. (hey! Mister Tambourine Man!) -- shake
4. (where did _you_ spring from?
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6. (ok, you're in, but one misplaced jangle and you're out again) [totally, daddy-o] -- brrrrr jing
2. WHOOSH! -- jingle -- jangle
3. (hey! Mister Tambourine Man!) -- shake
4. (where did _you_ spring from?
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6. (ok, you're in, but one misplaced jangle and you're out again) [totally, daddy-o] -- brrrrr jing
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1. (Hey, Gary, isn't it? haven't see you since we were kids!) [yeah!]
2. (how's things?) [I'm just enjoying being male]
3. (what do you mean?) [I mean this sex change really suits me]
4. (but you were born male -- you've had no sex change)
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6. [I've had an even number of sex changes]
2. (how's things?) [I'm just enjoying being male]
3. (what do you mean?) [I mean this sex change really suits me]
4. (but you were born male -- you've had no sex change)
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6. [I've had an even number of sex changes]
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1. (...and I've never seen her since!) [great story!]
2. (sigh.) [more tea?]
3. [more tea?]
4.
5. ( ) [hello?]
6. (sorry! I went completely blank)
2. (sigh.) [more tea?]
3. [more tea?]
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5. ( ) [hello?]
6. (sorry! I went completely blank)
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1. IF LAUGHS WERE BIOMETRICS -- PASSPORT CONTROL -- STOP [laugh for the machine please, sir] (ha)
2. [come on, put some mirth into it!) [tee hee?]
3. [I am empowered to say "my dog's got no nose"] (ho?)
4. [perhaps this jolly tap routine will help you see sense, sir?] -- tap tap knees bend (hee hee ho hoohoo snort)
5. [thank you sir. Enjoy your stay] (chuckle snort hee)
6. LATER (snork giggle ha ha haa) [a little too merry, sir? please laugh into this bag]
2. [come on, put some mirth into it!) [tee hee?]
3. [I am empowered to say "my dog's got no nose"] (ho?)
4. [perhaps this jolly tap routine will help you see sense, sir?] -- tap tap knees bend (hee hee ho hoohoo snort)
5. [thank you sir. Enjoy your stay] (chuckle snort hee)
6. LATER (snork giggle ha ha haa) [a little too merry, sir? please laugh into this bag]
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1. (you're back from your holiday in Visibulia?)
2. [go away!]
3. (why are you hiding?) [I'm embarrassed]
4. (by what)
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6. [my souvenir tattoo] -- I heart VISIBULIA
2. [go away!]
3. (why are you hiding?) [I'm embarrassed]
4. (by what)
5.
6. [my souvenir tattoo] -- I heart VISIBULIA
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1. FIVE types of laughter EXPLAINED by an eminent psychologist
2. (ha!) "by expressing bonhomie I hope to lure you in to my pyramid selling scheme"
3. (tee hee) "I am socially uncomfortable"
4. (hur hur hur) "I sneer at your inferiority"
5. (ha ha wa ha hoo hoo woooo hee ha ha ha ho ho hooooha) "I am highly amused"
6. (mwahahahahaaaa)"I will shortly be taking over the world"
2. (ha!) "by expressing bonhomie I hope to lure you in to my pyramid selling scheme"
3. (tee hee) "I am socially uncomfortable"
4. (hur hur hur) "I sneer at your inferiority"
5. (ha ha wa ha hoo hoo woooo hee ha ha ha ho ho hooooha) "I am highly amused"
6. (mwahahahahaaaa)"I will shortly be taking over the world"
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1. fresh today FISH COUNTER (mmm) [fish, sir?]
2. (indeed)
3. (exactly how many fish do you have?)
4. (it's hard to say sir)
5.
6. (I'm just going to stand here and let the irony sink in)
2. (indeed)
3. (exactly how many fish do you have?)
4. (it's hard to say sir)
5.
6. (I'm just going to stand here and let the irony sink in)
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1. (number 5 number 5)
2. (number 4 number 4) (number 5 number 5) (number 6 number 6)
3. (number 2 number 2)(number 3 number 3)(number 4 number 4)(number 5 number 5)(number 6 number 6)
4. (number 1 number 1) (number 2 number 2)(number 3 number 3)(number 4 number 4)(number 5 number 5)(number 6 number 6)
5. (number 1 number 1) (number 2 number 2)(number 3 number 3)(number 4 number 4)(number 5 number 5)(number 6 number 6)
6. LATER [so what went wrong?] (number 5 got laryngitis)
2. (number 4 number 4) (number 5 number 5) (number 6 number 6)
3. (number 2 number 2)(number 3 number 3)(number 4 number 4)(number 5 number 5)(number 6 number 6)
4. (number 1 number 1) (number 2 number 2)(number 3 number 3)(number 4 number 4)(number 5 number 5)(number 6 number 6)
5. (number 1 number 1) (number 2 number 2)(number 3 number 3)(number 4 number 4)(number 5 number 5)(number 6 number 6)
6. LATER [so what went wrong?] (number 5 got laryngitis)
Ariane Sherine, creator of the atheist bus, will be talking at the Oxford Skeptics in the Pub on September 8th 2009.
And on the subject of sceptics, if you like this one you might also like this one.
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1. (which bus are you waiting for?) [the atheist bus]
2. (that's bizarre!) [yes, I've head it says "Relax, there is no god" on the side]
3. (how long have you been waiting?) [four hours]
4. (and you believe it will come soon?) [of _course_ not]
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6. [it won't come if I _believe_ in it]
2. (that's bizarre!) [yes, I've head it says "Relax, there is no god" on the side]
3. (how long have you been waiting?) [four hours]
4. (and you believe it will come soon?) [of _course_ not]
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6. [it won't come if I _believe_ in it]