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#112 Axe Safety

Dec28
by on 2009-12-28 at 00:00
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1. (hello, is this the national safety helpline?) --yes sir, it is
2. (I'm looking for advice on safety equipment for use with an axe...)
3. --yes sir, that would be eye protection and strong boots
4. (hmm, are you sure that's enough?) --well, it depends - what job are you planning?
5. (maybe log splitting, but also some crazed axe-murdering later) --oh, you should have said!
6. --then I would recommend plenty of bandages and try to have a first-aider nearby


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#110 Remodelling

Dec22
by on 2009-12-22 at 19:45
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1. (hey! I nearly didn't recognise you!) [do you like it?]
2. (yes - I'm insanely jealous! where did you get it?) [I went to a nose-job specialist in Visibulia]
3. (really - you _must_ give me hist name!) [well, I don't like to]
4. [he told me he does the rich and famous, and that I shouldn't reveal his name]
5. (oh go on - you can tell me - I won't let on!) [well, all right, it's...]
6. [...Mr Potato Head]


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#107 Diagnosis

Dec13
by on 2009-12-13 at 00:00
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1. [why are you lying on the pavement?] (groan!)
2. (I'm not very well)
3. [why, what's up?] (my doctor just called me on my mobile...)
4. [did the shock of a terminal diagnosis make you fall down in trauma?] (no, he invited me round for dinner...)
5. (so I was texting my partner)
6. (and walked into this post box)


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#93 Rocket To The Moon

Nov04
by on 2009-11-04 at 00:00
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I’ll say it for you: OUCH!

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1. (hi, what's happening?) [I'm training for my lunar expedition!]
2. (great! how's progress?)
3. [I've got the suit, and I'm working on my moonwalk]
4. (so when is blast off?)
5.
6. [not until the rocket is ready]

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#92 Biscuits

Nov01
by on 2009-11-01 at 00:00
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1. (fellow Invisibuleans, I declare the new Biscuit Machine operational!)
2. --clunk (our first Biscuit - a proud moment indeed)
3. (soon we shall become economically independent) --flip
4. (and our national debt will be a distant memory)
5.
6. (when the problems of efficiency have been addressed) --flop --chew


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#86 That Is The Question

Oct16
by on 2009-10-16 at 00:00
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Regular readers will have noticed a sock fixation.  I wonder why I find them so amusing?

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1. (how's things?) [I'm destitute]
2. (did you spend your whole fortune?) [no, but the bank confiscated it all...]
3. [...just because I couldn't give the right answer to my secret question!]
4. (what question did you choose?) [it was "what colour socks are you wearing?"]
5.
6. [I never should have washed that pair]


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#85 Emoticon Algebra

Oct14
by on 2009-10-14 at 00:00
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I know, I know, it’s not a proper algebra. Anyway, feel free to suggest your own productions in the comments… miosis

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1. love / hatred / indifference
2. envy / Schadenfreude / life
3. boredom / self abuse* / solvent abuse -- *or reading a good book
4. jealousy / infidelity / ménage à trois
5. mitosis / meiosis / unplanned meiosis / miosis
6. spam


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#75 Beacon

Sep24
by on 2009-09-24 at 00:00
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1. (what's that noise?) --brr-brr --brr-brr
2. [oh, it's just my new retro ringtone]
3. (retro? listen to mine...) --please press button 'B' caller
4. {retro nothing! see that hill? go on, dial my number...}
5. --spark
6.


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#48 Quark Socks

Aug04
by on 2009-08-04 at 00:00
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1. Fundamental Particules (I've had a Brilliant Idea) [not _again_]
2. (quark-pair socks!)
3. (gluons hold them together. It's physically _impossible_ to lose one)
4. NEXT DAY --(uh boss?) [yeah?]
5. (I can't come in today) [what is it _this_ time?]
6. --(my feet are stuck together)--(by the strong nuclear force...)


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#47 Stylophone

Aug02
by on 2009-08-02 at 00:00
Chapter:

If you’re not squeamish, see Trepanation

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1. (my new phone arrived!) [great!]
2. (it comes with a stylus)
3. (but there's no stylus holder) --tumble [how does this concern me?]
4. (I need somewhere to keep the stylus safely) --plink plink
5. --roll
6. (can I borrow your trepanning kit?)


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