Does anyone ever spare a thought for Mozart’s housekeeper?
EDIT: I notice there has been some confusion over this awful pun. This link should help.
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Too many newts Herr Mozart
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I doodled this in my notebook after a visit to the zoo. I know that laughing at ones own jokes is a crime against humanity, but laugh I did. Out loud. And maybe someone else on the planet will appreciate it too.
Speaking of “odd sense of humour”: I think Dan Long is a genius for drawing this comic.
I managed somehow to miss posting suitable felicitations for Laura’s birthday, but it turns out that we share an unbirthday today anyway. So here’s to us, and to anyone else celebrating their own (or a friend’s) unbirthday:
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This time I promise to put your head back the right way round, ok?
This is the final part of the chilling, spilling, thrill-packed story that all started here.
The final panel notwithstanding, Avocado Man has no plans for revenge at the moment; but who knows? Next time the dip runs out at your party, HE MIGHT WELL RETURN (if he’s not busy meddling with someone’s taramasalata elsewhere.)
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1. (Jocasta: Sorry Avocado Man - Nigel used the last LIME in the mojitos)
2. (J: would LEMON do?)
3. AM: NO!
4. Lemon: I'm coming for you - Avocado Man!
5. (AM: Mummy!)
6. How will Avocado Man get revenge? Don't miss the next lightly chilled episode!
2. (J: would LEMON do?)
3. AM: NO!
4. Lemon: I'm coming for you - Avocado Man!
5. (AM: Mummy!)
6. How will Avocado Man get revenge? Don't miss the next lightly chilled episode!
This is the penultimate episode of the story which began here.
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1. (AM: My avocadoes were squashed in the crash... but luckily that won't matter for...)
2. GUACAMOLE! (GASP!) (BRILLIANT!) (my HERO!)
3. see how finely he chops those leaves!
what skill with the pepper mill!
see him DICE with onions
4. (AM: Nearly finished...)
5. (AM: wait! - something's wrong!)
6. (AM: where's the lime?)
2. GUACAMOLE! (GASP!) (BRILLIANT!) (my HERO!)
3. see how finely he chops those leaves!
what skill with the pepper mill!
see him DICE with onions
4. (AM: Nearly finished...)
5. (AM: wait! - something's wrong!)
6. (AM: where's the lime?)
The thrilling third part of the story that began here.
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1. THUD
2. (Nigel: are you all right?)(Nigel: Hey! Jocasta! It's Mr Tambourine Man!)
3. (AM: thanks - actually it's "Avocado Man")
4. (AM: As I thought! A serious case of no-dip-left!)
5. (Nigel: can you help us?)
(AM: Don't worry! I'm AVOCADO man!)
6. (AM: bring me tomatoes, chillies, coriander leaves, onion, salt, pepper... and a lime)
2. (Nigel: are you all right?)(Nigel: Hey! Jocasta! It's Mr Tambourine Man!)
3. (AM: thanks - actually it's "Avocado Man")
4. (AM: As I thought! A serious case of no-dip-left!)
5. (Nigel: can you help us?)
(AM: Don't worry! I'm AVOCADO man!)
6. (AM: bring me tomatoes, chillies, coriander leaves, onion, salt, pepper... and a lime)
Part two of the saga. The first episode is here.
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1. Meanwhile...
{avocado: uh - I'm sensing LEVEL 12 dip-distress in NW8!}
2. FWOOP!
3. Moments later...
4.
5.
6. CRASH!
{avocado: uh - I'm sensing LEVEL 12 dip-distress in NW8!}
2. FWOOP!
3. Moments later...
4.
5.
6. CRASH!
Part one of the Five Part saga, Avocado Man.
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1. Frightened by an especially acerbic lemon at the age of 3...
[Lemon: can't you just play with GUNS like any normal child?] fizz!
Boy stuff
2. ...Jimmy Jones /metamorphoses/:
goes on a cordon-bleu course during the summer holidays;
studies hotel management at one of the more vocational universities;
pays off his student loan and becomes...
3. Avocado Man!
zzzzzz
RIPEN AT HOME
4. ...pledged to keep avocado-based nutrition on the agenda throughout North London and the home counties. Now READ ON...
(Nigel: Jocasta! We've got carrot sticks left, but there's no hummus!)
(Jocasta: *#!%!)
5. (Jocasta: But M&S will be closed in five minutes - so it's too late to send Maria out for more in the 4x4)
WHAT CAN WE DO?
[Lemon: can't you just play with GUNS like any normal child?] fizz!
Boy stuff
2. ...Jimmy Jones /metamorphoses/:
goes on a cordon-bleu course during the summer holidays;
studies hotel management at one of the more vocational universities;
pays off his student loan and becomes...
3. Avocado Man!
zzzzzz
RIPEN AT HOME
4. ...pledged to keep avocado-based nutrition on the agenda throughout North London and the home counties. Now READ ON...
(Nigel: Jocasta! We've got carrot sticks left, but there's no hummus!)
(Jocasta: *#!%!)
5. (Jocasta: But M&S will be closed in five minutes - so it's too late to send Maria out for more in the 4x4)
WHAT CAN WE DO?
I recently realised that the entire purpose of the human race, from an evolutionary point of view, is to keep the batteries charged in our mobile devices.
BTW, now I am a published artist (well, doodler). Karen sang there on Wednesday, “I loves you Porgy” and “Love me or leave me” in Nina Simone style. She was fabulous, and I am so proud of her.
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No, Mother!
Of course my life has purpose!
Who else is going to keep my iPad charged?
Of course my life has purpose!
Who else is going to keep my iPad charged?
Yesterday we had lunch at the Ashmolean terrace restaurant with David Attenborough*. I can report that they did have the Wild Mushroom Risotto, and delicious it was too – as well it ought to be for the prices they charge.
*Sir David kindly sat at the opposite end of the restaurant to us, to protect our anonymity.
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No, Sir, I regret to say we do not have the wild mushroom risotto today, Sir.
well, it made sense to me. I sat in the James St. Tavern drawing this while Karen jammed away at the Jazz Kitchen session. She does a good line in Tom Waits.
(Hover text: Any Molesworth fans out there?)
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Carnivore? Carnivore? Course I'm a bleedin' carnivore! What do you take me for? A fruitarian?