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2016-10-22 Itchy and Knee in Brain Food

Oct25
by on 2016-10-25 at 11:47
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Oh Itchy!

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1. Itchy gets his pillow from his bed.
2. Itchy eats his pillow with gusto.
3. Knee: "Itchy! Why are you eating your pillow?"
4. Itchy: "BECAUSE, Knee, I keep forgetting things."
5. Knee: "Itchy! You're eating..."
6. Knee (face-palms): "Memory foam."

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2016-06-03 Itchy and Knee in Repair Job

Jun14
by on 2016-06-14 at 01:00
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Another tale almost-from-life, and another experiment with watercolouring. I think the grain on this particular paper is too heavy for this kind of thing.

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1. [Itchy is fully clothed in the bath, doing some kind of DIY.]
2. Knee: Hey itchy! Will you be long in the bath?
3. Itchy: I'll have you know, Knee, I'm REPAIRING the enamel [holds out a tube of Enamel Fix]
4. Knee [examining the tube]: Itchy! This is toothpaste!

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2016-05-16 Predictable Predator

May16
by on 2016-05-16 at 21:03
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Some creatures spotted at Howlett’s Zoo (in Kent, UK) weather you believe me or not.

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Snow leopard
Clouded leopard
Sunny intervals leopard

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2016-04-24 Leo-pard

Apr24
by on 2016-04-24 at 11:04
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One for the word-play category…

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Pianist accompanies dancing class of dancers, all dressed in leotards. One dancer is wearing a leopard onesie suit. Thinks: "I wish I'd read the clothing instructions more carefully."

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2015-10-31 Ghost Tour

Oct31
by on 2015-10-31 at 20:13
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Happy Hallowe’en to you.  We were sitting in Broad Street in the sunshine today, next to the man drumming up support for the ghost tour of Oxford (which happens year-round, incidentally,) and this comic more-or-less drew itself.  The colouring was supported by a slice of apricot and lavender cake at the Bodleian’s new café.

I wonder if ghosts find sunshine as spooky as humans find darkness?

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Ghost Tour of Oxford

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2015-10-24 Enchanted Evening

Oct25
by on 2015-10-25 at 11:00
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I would like to thank my wonderful and surreal wife, Karen, for the wordplay that underpins this comic.  I merely added the seahorses and coloured it in.

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It was just another tedious social function. But then, magically, across the crowded room, their lips met. [picture: fish at a party. Two seahorses kiss across the room using their long long snouts)]

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2015-10-23 The Natural History Museum

Oct24
by on 2015-10-24 at 11:22
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Yesterday I took the day off work and we went into London to visit the Natural History Museum.  Darwin says “Hi!”

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almost compleat stegosaurus. Arthur Pain collection. Tube Worms. Aragonite. Icthyosaur with babies. Brain coral. Umbrella-mouthed gulper. Deep sea gnosher (before feeding - after feeding) The blue whale is being serviced.

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20151019 Pan Tilt Zoom

Oct19
by on 2015-10-19 at 22:02
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Another pleasant day at the zoo (with baby Greater One Horned Rhinoceros.)

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Advanced camera technique for wildlife photography - pan, tilt and zoom.

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2015-10-14 Candid

Oct15
by on 2015-10-15 at 18:12
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Naturally I prefer my definition to any that others may have coined.  Thanks to Karen for help with selecting a suitable banana.

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Stealthie: when your phone takes your photo without your knowledge.

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#213 Fruit Basket

Oct10
by on 2015-10-10 at 17:20
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Apologies to non-UK readers who might not know what a punnet is.

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(Oh the embarrassment!)
[Why? What's happened?)
(I accidentally threw one of those plastic fruit punnets into landfill...)
(... instead of recycling!)
[Oh! Shame!]
(The council were very angry and sent me a form to fill in.)
[Oh! Horror!]
(Yes. And, I had to sign a declaration to confirm it was an accident.)
[What did it say?]
(No punnet intended.)

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