Naturally I prefer my definition to any that others may have coined. Thanks to Karen for help with selecting a suitable banana.
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Stealthie: when your phone takes your photo without your knowledge.
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Apologies to non-UK readers who might not know what a punnet is.
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(Oh the embarrassment!)
[Why? What's happened?)
(I accidentally threw one of those plastic fruit punnets into landfill...)
(... instead of recycling!)
[Oh! Shame!]
(The council were very angry and sent me a form to fill in.)
[Oh! Horror!]
(Yes. And, I had to sign a declaration to confirm it was an accident.)
[What did it say?]
(No punnet intended.)
[Why? What's happened?)
(I accidentally threw one of those plastic fruit punnets into landfill...)
(... instead of recycling!)
[Oh! Shame!]
(The council were very angry and sent me a form to fill in.)
[Oh! Horror!]
(Yes. And, I had to sign a declaration to confirm it was an accident.)
[What did it say?]
(No punnet intended.)
Happy Birthday mum for the 14th!
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Birthday cake with quite a lot of trombone candles, perhaps 76 of them. Balloons, streamers etc. Icing text says "Happy Birthday -- enjoy your big parade". Secondary image shows ranks of military looking chaps in parade uniform. The leader is giving an order to an ice-cream van: "... and 103 cornets, please." The first cone is actually a brass cornet with ice cream in the top.
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[Winnie's Workshop -- Brooms Fettled, Cauldrons Lined, Spells Recast]
Winnie, the witch mechanic, receives a tool from her trainee:
"No you idiot! This is a phillips driver -- I need a HEX key!"
Winnie, the witch mechanic, receives a tool from her trainee:
"No you idiot! This is a phillips driver -- I need a HEX key!"
Thank you, Watson.
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[Sherlock Holmes puffs away, abstractedly.]
Dr. Watson: You sit there puffing your pipe
Pretending to reflect
But /I/ know it's all smoke and mirrors.
Dr. Watson: You sit there puffing your pipe
Pretending to reflect
But /I/ know it's all smoke and mirrors.
Shock horror — invisibules.org in flagrant romantic romp pun outrage. Pelisse are investigating.
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1. [Dinosaur eating.]
2. Cathy!
3. Heathcliff!
4. [smooch]
5. Do you think we were observed?
6. I fear that Brontesaurus.
2. Cathy!
3. Heathcliff!
4. [smooch]
5. Do you think we were observed?
6. I fear that Brontesaurus.
The weekend of 24-25 January 2015 is the date for the RSPB’s Big Garden Birdwatch, so you’ll need to get ready to count!
RSPB were interested enough to publish today’s comic on their blog… so if you arrived here from there WELCOME. Please consider leaving a comment to say you’ve been here. Thinking about it, quite a few of comics from the past have been about birds, RSPB or wildlife in general.
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RSPB Birdwatch...
I've already seen eighteen adults and eleven children! How about you?
I've already seen eighteen adults and eleven children! How about you?
Here’s a little doodle I made for a trumpet-playing-friend’s birthday card.
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tu-wit?
tu-wah-wah-wah-waaah!
tu-wah-wah-wah-waaah!
May I take this opportunity to wish to all my readers, non-readers, search-engine-robots and those-who-are-too-young-to-ask-questions (those especially), a very happy and healthy arbitrary-annual-date-roll-over-moment; and best wishes for the period-until-the-next-one. In particular, those who celebrate a quarter to four o’clock in the afternoon* of thirds of Januaries – joy to you… about… NOW!
I’m sure that Itchy and Knee would wish for the same, if they would only stop squabbling for a little bit.
* UTC
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Itchy: No, No! Knee, this stir fry is terrible. You've no idea -- let me tell you how to make one properly.
Knee: So, Itchy, you're the expert? Well you can certainly talk the talk!
Knee: But let's see you Wok the Wok...
Knee: So, Itchy, you're the expert? Well you can certainly talk the talk!
Knee: But let's see you Wok the Wok...
Thanks to Karen for the idea for this one!
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Rain forest. And gateau. What did you expect?